College Humor

I went out to lunch yesterday at a restaurant on South University in Ann Arbor, which is basically on campus. As I was coming out of the restaurant, two girls were walking by the door. As I opened the door and stepped on to the sidewalk, I heard the first girl say to the other "..the Federalist Papers!", and then they both burst out in laughter.

You might be a dork if ...
.. you tell jokes with the Federalist Papers as a punchline.
.. you laught like hell at jokes with the Federalist Papers as a punchline.