No more showers on submarines

I've been working on a theory lately that I needed to share. I haven't got it quite figured out, but I think there is something inherently wicked about taking a shower on a submarine, and something bad will some day come of it. Just think about it; you're 1000 feet under water, in this little space you've carved out of this
unfathomable weight of water, and you're splashing water over yourself. You're
taunting very powerful forces, and I just don't think it's right.

I would feel a lot better if a "no showers on submarines" law was adopted globally as some kind of uniform military law. Because I'm not just talking about something "normal" bad happening. I think this could eventually blow some kind of hole in the fabric of space. We're really messing around with stuff that isn't to be taken lightly. "Hah, hah look at me.. I'm taking a shower under water. " It makes me sick just thinking about it.

Stop the madness.