Slam one
Have you seen the new McDonald's commercial? It's so blatantly disgusting, I can't believe they would put it on the air. I'll describe it for you, and you see if you can tell what is wrong with this picture:
Black guy is stacking about 12 "Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese"'s on a plate. Other dude come in and says "You were supposed to get hors'devours." First dude puts some giant metal skewers in them, thus making them a light snack.
Then he takes them out to the crowd watching tv, none of whom appear to be obsese.
Then the announcer comes on and tells you to "Slam" a double quarter pounder with cheese.
Go ahead. Slam it. It's just 1/2 pound of beef. And cheese. And maybe some mayo? Hell yeah. SLAM IT! SLAM THAT LITTLE TREAT, RIGHT IN YOUR PIE HOLE YOU FAT BASTARD!
That's what the announcer should say.